fairy dust
When a gay guy lets his semen dry and it gets all flaky. Gay guy #1: Hey, I kept some fairy dust from earlier.Gay guy #2: Sprinkle it all over me! It's so magical!
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When you shotgun smoke into someone's ass and they fart it back into your mouth. Asshole: Yo man, I wanna shogun you!Douchefag: Yeah dude, here we go!Innocent bystander vomits at the horrid scene of...
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An XL size t-shirt that is to be worn at parties when the current apparel is in danger of being destroyed by puke, beverages, or other bodily fluids. Victoria: Shit, this party is out of control!Mike:...
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When you're too fucked up on drugs or alcohol to stand up any longer. John: Yo I just smoked another bowl. That makes 180!Mike: Yeah well I drank a 30 pack of Corona, now I've got the sit downsies.
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